I'm sorry!
A lot of people who read The English Advisor (thank you!) thought that I wanted to teach you to use taboo English and make mistakes all the time. But that's not true, and I'm sorry it seemed that way. To show how sorry, here I am again with The English Advisor II.
To make everything clear from the very beginning: I'm not an enemy of beautiful, accurate English. If your ambition is to master "perfect English", that's great - and I promise the English Advisors won't hurt you! But if you're interested in communicating in English -with or without "perfect" grammar, pronunciation, etc. - I hope these books will help.
The main idea behind the English Advisors is simple: Not everyone needs to be 100% accurate in English all the time, because 100% accuracy isn't always necessary for effective communication. If you can be accurate when you communicate in English, that's wonderful. But a lot of people who want to use English worry too much about details that aren't very important. They waste time and energy feeling depressed about their "poor English" instead of using it effectively.
So the English Advisors try to explain some of the things that
Polish learners worry (or wonder) about. The books try to tell you which mistakes can really mess up communication (and not just your final exam). That way, you'll know when you really need to concentrate on accuracy, and when it's OK to relax a little and enjoy your English.
The Advisors also try to clarify some areas of English that most of the books widely available in Poland don't talk about. Sometimes these areas are connected with grammar, vocabulary, etc. But when you're using English to communicate, knowing something about the culture and manners of English-speaking countries can sometimes be more important than linguistic accuracy. So The English Advisor // includes a lot of conversational tactics and cultural observations. I hope you enjoy them, and learn them, and use them!

Spis treści:

Table of Contents 
Introduction / Wprowadzenie

How to Use This Book/Jak posługiwać się tą książką

Chapter One: One Rule, Lots of Theories and Some Advice (Count and Noncount Nouns) 
Learning Strategy #15: lnvent a Persona!

Chapter Two: If You Can Understand This Sentence, You Don't Need This Chapter 
(The Zero Conditional)

Chapter Three: If Conditionals Confuse You, Here's Why (The Classic Conditionals) 
Learning Strategy #16: Talk to Yourself!

Chapter Four: ALTAC?: The Amazing Low-Tech Article Computer!

Chapter Five: Politeness Formulae for Everyday Life 
Learning Strategy #17: Take a Break!

Chapter Six: Communicating With Panache and Savoir-Faire (English French) 
Learning Strategy #18: Hear English!

Chapter Seven: Great Snakes! Another Flipping Word List! 
(How to Express Youself Without "Dirty" Words)

Chapter Eight: Eating in English WITH International Drinking and Smoking 
Learning Strategy #19: Teach Somebody!

Chapter Nine:#@!&??? (Signs & Symbols)

Chapter Ten: Morę Mistakes Poles Love 
Learning Strategy #20: Have Fun With Your English!

Appendix dla Tych, którzy zaczynają